JK. Crazy part. Y’all believed me for a second. With hundreds of thousands of people set to “storm Area 51”, Diplo took to Twitter to feed into the latest fad.
Diplo Playing Area 51
i’m playing the area 51 stage at 10pm
— wes (@diplo) July 13, 2019
Let’s take a minute to appreciate how bonkers this is. Like legit crazy. You realize what is going to happen, right? The Air Force is legit going to wipe you off the face of the planet. Dead ass. Whether you believe in extra-terrestrials or not, stay the fuck home. Go watch Invader Zim or some shit. The Air Force, believe it or not, is a pretty serious thing. Like, they have plans, drones, drop nuclear bombs… I know, crazy concept. Now let’s take a step back, that all changes if Diplo is serious about playing the “Area 51 Stage”. I mean, the dude does play every main stage out there. So could it be? Nah, y’all are crazy.